Wherein The Perils Of Seeing A Psychologist Who Earned His Degree Online Are Discussed, or, ...Fool Me Twice, I Must Have Gone To Stanford

Act Ten, Scene Four

Cast: Man In Seat 1B, Woman In Seat 1C

Setting: 11:07 AM, America West Flight 53, JFK to LAS

WIS1C: So how are things going with Dr. Feinman?
MIS1B: I had to stop seeing him.
WIS1C: What!? Why?
MIS1B: I found out he owns a couple of fast food places.
WIS1C: What's wrong with that?
MIS1B: How can I respect the advice of a man dumb enough to buy TWO Arby's?
WIS1C: Really? Arby's? Two of them?
MIS1B: If they had been Taco Bell's, I would have kept seeing him.
WIS1C: God, that's awful. It would be like finding out your son's teacher went to Michigan State.