Wherein The Unholy Alliance Of Vapid And Semi-Literate Is Discussed, or, Is Deeply Shallow An Oxymoron?

Act Twelve, Scene One

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 9:51 PM, couch, Home, Watching Project Runway

Myself: Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson? Its hard to believe that there's a movie that's actually better because Andy Dick is in it.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)