Act Nine, Scene Two
Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog
Setting: 11:52 AM, Home, Desk, Shopping In The iTunes Music Store
Myself: Why isn't Billy Joel's new album called "Please Help Pay For My Next Trip To Rehab"?
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)
30 June 2006
Wherein An Alternate Theory Of The Case Is Discussed, or, One Upped By A Silicon Chip
Act Nine, Scene Three
Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog
Setting: 11:54 AM, Home, Desk, Posting to UoS
Myself: When you run spell check on the words "Billy Joel's", joyless is the first thing on the list of alternatives. Damn, they're right. That would be an even better title than the one I suggested.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)
Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog
Setting: 11:54 AM, Home, Desk, Posting to UoS
Myself: When you run spell check on the words "Billy Joel's", joyless is the first thing on the list of alternatives. Damn, they're right. That would be an even better title than the one I suggested.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)
16 June 2006
Wherein The Evolution Of Man Is Discussed, or, How To Become French (Part One)
Act Nine, Scene One
Cast: Man Drinking Martini In Lounge, Man Drinking Diet Coke In Lounge
Setting: 10:50PM, Buddha Bar, Little West 12th Street, New York
MDDCIL: I've been thinking about getting a new car.
MDMIL: Oh yeah? What kind?
MDDCIL: An Audi TT. I went over Zumbach yesterday afternoon.
MDMIL: Really? What did you think?
MDDCIL: It was weird.
MDMIL: The car or the dealership?
MDDCIL: The car was nice, its the salesmen that kind of freaked me out.
MDMIL: What do you mean?
MDDCIL: Its like there are only two kinds of guys who sell cars: the 22 year old, type-A, go-getters and the 45 year old, bitter, hateful guys they will become if they stay in the business.
Cast: Man Drinking Martini In Lounge, Man Drinking Diet Coke In Lounge
Setting: 10:50PM, Buddha Bar, Little West 12th Street, New York
MDDCIL: I've been thinking about getting a new car.
MDMIL: Oh yeah? What kind?
MDDCIL: An Audi TT. I went over Zumbach yesterday afternoon.
MDMIL: Really? What did you think?
MDDCIL: It was weird.
MDMIL: The car or the dealership?
MDDCIL: The car was nice, its the salesmen that kind of freaked me out.
MDMIL: What do you mean?
MDDCIL: Its like there are only two kinds of guys who sell cars: the 22 year old, type-A, go-getters and the 45 year old, bitter, hateful guys they will become if they stay in the business.
01 June 2006
Wherein The Possible Implications of The Phrase "Hecho En Mexico" Are Discussed, or, Front Row At The Tommy Chong Experience
Act Eight, Scene Five
Cast: Man Sitting at Desk, Man Talking To Man Sitting At Desk
Setting: 9:12 AM, Cube Farm, Some Office
MTMSAD: Wow. You're here. Where have you been all week?
MSAD: I was having trouble getting to sleep on Saturday night so I took one of those sleeping pills you brought me from Mexico.
MTMSAD: Yeah?
MSAD: It turns out they were ketamine. I slept for three days.
MTMSAD: So they worked, huh?
Cast: Man Sitting at Desk, Man Talking To Man Sitting At Desk
Setting: 9:12 AM, Cube Farm, Some Office
MTMSAD: Wow. You're here. Where have you been all week?
MSAD: I was having trouble getting to sleep on Saturday night so I took one of those sleeping pills you brought me from Mexico.
MTMSAD: Yeah?
MSAD: It turns out they were ketamine. I slept for three days.
MTMSAD: So they worked, huh?
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