Wherein The Power Of Advertising Is Discussed, or, Everything Is Better With The Promise Of A Happy Ending

Act Twenty Five, Scene Two

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 3:22 AM, Watching CNN, Home, Desk

Myself: They say "New In Town" is Sweet Home Alabama meets Fargo. I thought it was a chick flick, but if they feed Renee Zellweger into a wood chipper I'm there.

Abby The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]