Wherein The Amazing Power Of A Quick Rejoinder Is Discussed, or, My Feelings Would Have Been Hurt If It Hadn't Been So Damn Funny

Act Twenty Four, Scene Five

Cast: Man On Sofa, Woman In Chair

Setting: 9:44 PM, Reading, Living Room, Home

MOS: Nobody likes a whinger, baby.
WIC: But I like you.

Wherein The Danger Of Speculation In Advance Of The Facts Is Discussed, or, I've Posted About Her HOW Many Times?

Act Twenty Four, Scene Four

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 3:20 AM, Listening To Rehab, Home, Sofa

Myself: You know, the first time I heard this I was thinking she'd look more like Aretha and less like a cracked out Betty Rubble.
Abby The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]