21 September 2006

Wherein The Strength Of One Man's Masochistic Tendencies Are Measured, or, Two Hours Of Intense Cardio Daily

Act Twelve, Scene Two

Cast: Man Drinking Warm Sake, Woman Eating Toro

Setting: 8:47 PM, Ebisu, Ninth Avenue, San Francisco

WET: How is the new job going?
MDWS: The job is great but I hate the commute.
WET: How long is it?
MDW: An hour each way.
WET: That's not too bad.
MDWS: Maybe not, but there is no one on earth less suited to commuting than I am.
WET: Why is that?
MDWS: I can't even get through the check out at the grocery store without wanting to kill someone.

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