Wherein The State of Fashion Is Discussed, Part III, or, Where Were These Girls When I Was In College?

Act Eleven, Scene Two

Cast: Myself, Someone Else

Setting: 2:43 PM, University Bookstore, State Street

Myself: When did dressing like whore become fashionable?
Someone Else: Apparently you've been in a cave in Tora Bora for the last decade.
Myself: Well, yeah, but she looks like Paris Hilton's slutty little sister.
Someone Else: You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
Myself: Why didn't she just get "I'm Easy" tattooed on her forehead?
Someone Else: She wants to look cheap, not desperate.
Myself: Then well done, I guess.