Wherein All The Possible Meanings Of The Word "Screwed" Are Discussed, or, From Lee To Lee Harvey In One Simple Step

Act Ten, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 6:47 PM, Couch, Home, Watching CNN

Myself: You know you're fucked when the reporters start using your middle name.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)