Wherein The Odd Fluctuations In The Balance Of Good and Evil Are Discussed, or, For A Republican You Know An Awful Lot About Pop Culture

Act Eleven, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 10:43 PM, Desk, Home, Posting To Utility Of Squirrels

Myself: I mention Bukkake and my goodness rating hits 80%. The next post I mention Paris Hilton and I'm down to 65%. I wonder what would happen if I mentioned Lindsay Lohan?
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)