Wherein The Difference Between Forrest Gump And Raymond Babbit Is Discussed, or, Two Plus Two Equals Jello

Act Twelve, Scene Five

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 8:21 PM, couch, Home, Watching The Girls Next Door

Myself: Damn Kendra is dumb. She makes Anna Nicole Smith look like a member of Mensa.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)