Wherein The Similarity Of Things That Seem Quite Different Are Discussed, or, Once Again Walking The Fine Line Between Something And Something Else

Act Ten, Scene Five

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 2:47 AM, Desk, Home, Surfing The Net

Myself: I'm beginning to understand why all those fundamentalist Musmlims hate the internet. I Googled "burkka" and got, "Did you mean: bukkake".
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)