Wherein The Importance Of A Good First Impression Is Discussed, or, If It Seems To Good To Be True, It Must Be A Bulk Email

Act Twelve, Scene Three

Cast: Man Putting For Birdie, Man Putting For Par

Setting: 10:12 AM, Seventeenth Hole, Lake Course at The Olympic Club, San Francisco

MPFP: Did you hear that Pat and Anita broke up?
MPFB: No, but it was only a matter of time.
MPFP: Why?
MPFB: He met her at church.
MPFP: Seriously?
MPFB: Their relationship was doomed from the start.