02 March 2006

Wherein The Auctioning Of Antiques Is Discussed, or, A What Where Now?

Act Four, Scene Two

Cast: Man In Suit In Seat 4A, Woman In Black In Seat 4B

Setting: 6:17 PM, Northwest Flight 1704, LAX to JFK

MISIS4A: So what will you be doing in New York?
WIBIS4B: I am going to an auction preview at Christie's.
MISIS4A: Really? What are you interested in?
WIBIS4B: They have a rare collection of handcarved 19th century Amish sex toys.
MISIS4A: [choking on drink] Excuse me? Sex toys? Amish sex toys?
WIBIS4B: Yes, I've been collecting them for years.
MISIS4A: I have absolutely no response to that.

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