Wherein The Advantage Of Surprise Is Discussed, or, One Reporter, One Camera, One Moron

Act Four, Scene One

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 6:23 PM, Home, Couch, Watching MSNBC

Myself: If I ever walk into a room and there's a guy with a camera waiting, I'm not sticking around to answer questions.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)