Wherein The Urban Proletariat Discusses The Industrial Bourgeoisie, or, You Have No Secrets From The IT Guys

Act Five, Scene Five

Cast: Tech Support Guy In Elevator One, Tech Support Guy In Elevator Two

Setting: 2:35 PM, Elevator, 850 Third Avenue, New York, New York

TSGIEO: Where are you headed?
TSGIET: Twenty Three. Daniel Stevens' office.
TSGIEO: What is it this time?
TSGIET: Keyboard.
TSGIEO: Again? I fixed it two days ago.
TSGIET: What was the problem?
TSGIEO: He accidentally unplugged it.
TSGIET: Didn't he check before he called?
TSGIEO: Stevens? That guy is too lazy to masturbate.
TSGIET: That would be funny if it wasn't so true.
TSGIEO: That wasn't the worst part.
TSGIET: No?
TSGIEO: There was enough food in the keyboard to feed an Ethopian village for a month.