03 March 2006

Wherein The Keeping Of The House Is Discussed, or, A Woman Finally Says Something Funny On My Blog

Act Four, Scene Three

Cast: Woman Shopping For Broccoli, Woman Shopping For Avocado

Setting: 2:37 PM, Produce Department, Whole Foods, Madison

WSFB: I had Peter move the sofa this morning so I could vacuum.
WSFA: Yes?
WSFB: There was enough dog hair under it to knit a pekingese.

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