16 March 2006

Wherein The First Amendment To The Constitution Is Discussed, or, Stuck Between The Osmonds And The Osbournes

Act Seven, Scene One

Cast: Man On Elliptical Trainer One, Man On Elliptical Trainer Two

Setting: 3:27 PM, YMCA, Madison West

MOETO: I see they sold the house next to yours.
MOETT: Yeah. A couple of Jehovah's Witness' bought it.
MOETO: Really?
MOETT: The first thing they did after they moved in was put up a "no soliciting" sign.

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