Wherein The Programming Decisions Of Channel 49 Are Discussed, or, Where Were The Girls Like This When I Was In Highschool

Act Six, Scene One

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 7:41 PM, Home, Couch, Watching ABC Family

Myself: I don't get it. Its not okay to show the two girls kissing but the incest is fine?
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)