21 February 2006

Wherein The State Of Investigative Journalism Is Discussed, or, Tabloids, Rednecks and Nekkid Women

Act Three, Scene Three

Cast: Woman Reading The Enquirer, Man With Woman Reading The Enquirer

Setting: 4:23 PM, Check-out Lane Four, Kroger, Barraks Road Shopping Center, Charlottesville, VA

WRTE: It says he killed her because they were having money problems and he was addicted to internet porn.
MWWRTE: If every broke guy who liked to look at internet porn killed his wife there wouldn't be a woman left alive in North America.

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