Wherein Fashion Is Discussed Again, or, Five Homosexuals, A Sweater And The United States Postal Service

Act Two, Scene Five

Cast: Man Shopping For Sweater, Mother Of Man Shopping For Sweater

Setting: 4:29 PM, Ralph Lauren Department, Marshall Fields, Madison

MSFS: Maybe we should buy him a sweater.
MOMSFS: That sounds good.
MSFS: What colour do you think he'd like?
MOMSFS: I don't have any idea. I don't really know him that well.
MSFS: Well the guys on Queer Eye say that you should play to your strengths.
MOMSFS: Alright. What, exactly, are his strengths.
MSFS: He looks like a serial killer. Lets go with that.
MOMSFS: And what does one buy for a serial killer?
MSFS: Does this place sell mailman uniforms?