25 February 2006

Wherein The Currently Popular Coiffure Is Discussed, or, The Tragic Cost Of Napping With Wet Hair

Act Three, Scene Five

Cast: Man Waiting For Table, Mother Of Man Waiting For Table

Setting: 8:47 PM, Laboratorio Del Galileo Restaurant, Foggy Bottom, Washington, DC

MOMWFT: What's going on with your hair?
MWFT: I was going for a Robert Smith effect.
MOMWFT: It didn't work.
MWFT: Mom, do you even know who Robert Smith is?
MOMWFT: Not really, no.

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