Wherein The State Of The Union Is Discussed, or, If You Like Two Ounces Of Light Rum, Five Ounces Of Pineapple Juice and Two Ounces Of Coconut Cream

Act Three, Scene Four

Cast: Woman Arguing With Man In Thai Restaurant

Setting: 8:17 PM, Lime Leaf Restaurant, Charlottesville, VA

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