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Act Nineteen, Scene Two

Cast: Man With Red Good Dog-Bad Dog Hat, Woman With Pink Good Dog-Bad Dog Shirt

Setting: 10:23 PM, Baggage Carousel Eight, Chicago O'Hare International Airport

MWRGD-BDH: Did you see that woman waiting for a taxi?
WWPGD-BDS: The one who looks like she watches way too much of "The Simple Life"?
MWRGD-BDH: Yep, and needs someone to explain it to her.