Wherein The Need To Plan For All Eventualities Is Discussed, or, Have You Ever See The Film Alive?

Act Eighteen, Scene Five

Cast: Man In Seat 2B, Man In Seat 2C

Setting: 8:40 PM, Flight 562, American Airlines, somewhere over the Rockies

MIS2C: When it gets bumpy like this do you ever look around the cabin to see who you'd want to eat first if the plane went down?
MIS2B: Sorry?
MIS2C: I was thinking the fat guy in row 17 looks pretty good.