20 March 2007

Wherein A Disturbing Truth Is Revealed By An Even More Disturbing Source, or, For The Love Of God Please Stop Talking

Act Eighteen, Scene Two

Cast: Man Drinking Two Dollar PBRs, Other Man Drinking Two Dollar PBRs

Setting: 6:17 PM, The Bar Of The Gods, Hawthorne Street, Portland

OMDTDPBRs: You look stressed. Bad day at work?
MDTDPBRs: Nope. It was the train ride home.
OMDTDPBRs: Whys that?
MDTDPBRs: I got stuck next to this really bad transvestite that looked just like Whoopi Goldberg.
OMDTDPBRs: So?
MDTDPBRs: She had an incredibly loud voice and an elaborate theory about who was really responsible for the attacks on 9/11.
OMDTDPBRs: Huh.
MDTDPBRs: She explained the whole thing to the entire car from Hawthorn Farm until she got off at the Hollywood Transit Center.
OMDTDPBRs: Wow.
MDTDPBRs: I know. I almost got off and walked.
OMDTDPBRs: That would have been a long walk.
MDTDPBRs: It would have been worth it.
OMDTDPBRs: So who did she say did it?
MDTDPBRs: I hate you.

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