Wherein One Of The Reasons Women Will Never Understand Men Is Discussed, or, The Devil Is In The Details

Act Seventeen, Scene Five

Cast: Man Wearing Adidas Samba Classics, Man Wearing Oregon Ducks Hat

Setting: 1:22 PM, Coffee Room, Powell Books, Bernside and 10th, Portland

MWASC: Dude, I think I'm in love.
MWODH: Really? With who?
MWASC: That woman sitting by the window.
MWODH: Since when?
MWASC: Just now.
MWODH: And you decided this how?
MWASC: She's got a copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook and Elle magazine. What more do I need?
MWODH: A first name?
MWASC: A detail, dude. That's just a detail.