Wherein Women's Fashion Is Discussed, or, How I Inadvertently Offended Half The Women In A Certain Town Which Shall Remain Nameless

Act Two, Scene One

Cast: Some Man, Some Woman

Setting: 6:22 PM, Some Man's bedroom

Some Man: (Trying on Some Woman's skirt.)
Some Woman: That isn't going to fit you.
Some Man: Why not?
Some Woman: It's an eight baby - you need at least a ten.
Some Man: Half the women in this town would kill to be a ten.