25 January 2006

Wherein The Difficulties Of Being A Guy Are Discussed, or, How To Sleep Comfortably On The Sofa

Act Two, Scene One

Cast: Guy At TGI Friday's Bar One, Guy At TGI Friday's Bar Two

Setting: 10:27 PM, bar, TGI Friday's, Pearson International Airport, Toronto

GATGIFBO: Did you hear about Tony and Susan?
GATGIFBT: No. What happened?
GATGIFBO: She gave him a book of naughty coupons for his birthday.
GATGIFBT: Nice.
GATGIFBO: So he had a bit too much to drink at his birthday party.
GATGIFBT: Right.
GATGIFBO: Sue was driving him home afterwords and he wanted to stop for cigarettes.
GATGIFBT: And then?
GATGIFBO: Well he was taking forever, so she went in to see what was going on.
GATGIFBT: Yeah?
GATGIFBO: Tony didn't have any cash so he was trying to buy a pack of Camels with a blow job coupon.
GATGIFBT: Ouch.

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