Act One, Scene Two
Cast: Man Overheard Talking On Cellular Phone While Shopping at Target.
Setting: 4:47 PM, Electronics Department, Target, Madison West
MOTOCPWSAT: Hey.
MOTOCPWSAT: I found a birthday present for Tom and I wanted to see what you thought.
MOTOCPWSAT: A dart board.
MOTOCPWSAT: Really?
MOTOCPWSAT: He has Parkinson's?
MOTOCPWSAT: Huh.
MOTOCPWSAT: Then I guess a dart board probably isn't the way to go.
MOTOCPWSAT: Damn.
MOTOCPWSAT: I guess I'm going to have to kill him.
MOTOCPWSAT: Well, it would be easier to dispose of his body then find a gift.
MOTOCPWSAT: I'll let you know.
MOTOCPWSAT: Bye.
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