Wherein The Difficulties Of Dressing In The Dark Are Discussed, or, How My Poor Fashion Sense Cost Me $4.2 Million (Canadian)

Act Two, Scene Three

Cast: Guy In Suit Walking Through The Lobby One, Guy In Suit Walking Through The Lobby Two

Setting: 3:22 PM, Lobby, Hotel Le St. James, Rue Saint-Jacques, Montreal

GISWTTLO: They must have thought I was crazy.
GISWTTLT: Why would they think that?
GISWTTLO: Because I'm wearing a blue pinstripe jacket with a pair of grey pinstripe pants.
GISWTTLT: That didn't make you look crazy, it made you look eccentric and interesting.
GISWTTLO: Really?
GISWTTLT: It was the brown shoes that made you look crazy.
GISWTTLO: We're not getting the contract are we?
GISWTTLT: Not a chance in hell.