Wherein An Ex-Girlfriend Is Discussed, or, The Face of An Angel And The Brain Of A Gummy Bear

Act One, Scene Four

Cast: Guy On Exercise Bicycle One (One), Guy On Exercise Bicycle Two (Two)

Setting: 12:20 PM, Princeton Club, Madison West

Two: How is Jean?
One: We broke up.
Two: Really? When?
One: Day before yesterday.
Two: Good.
One: (Surprised) What?
Two: I never liked her.
One: Why not?
Two: I never understood how someone that stupid could have such a good vocabulary.