23 August 2007

Wherein A Simple Solution Is Discovered For A Complex Problem, or, I Can't Believe No One Ever Thought Of This

Act Twenty Two, Scene Two

Cast: Man In Plaid Pants, Woman In Black T-Shirt

Setting: 7:45 PM, Home, Sofa, Watching Comedy Central

MIPP: I think I have a solution to the famine in Sudan.
WIBT: I don't want to hear it.
MIPP: Seriously.
WIBT: Please just stop talking.
MIPP: I really think I can help.
WIBT: I'm not listening.
MIPP: Cannibalism.

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