Wherein The Cat Is Paroled From The Fendi, or, Kind Of Like The Joke About The Preacher And The Male Prostitute

Act Twenty Two, Scene Three

Cast: Man Still In Plaid Pants, Woman Still In Black T-Shirt

Setting: 7:55 PM, Home, Sofa, Watching Comedy Central

WSIBT: You say all these bitter edgy things, but I know the truth.
MSIPP: Really?
WSIBT: Yep.
MSIPP: I'm all ears.
WSIBT: You drive a minivan.