Wherein The Grand Mystery Of Love Is Discussed, or, Think Ruben Studdard and Nicole Ritchie

Act Twenty One, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, Someone Else, Abby The Dog, Someone Else's The Dog

Setting: 10:12 AM, Lake County Forest Preserve, Independence Grove Dog Exercise Area

Myself: Wow! Isn't he a handsome dog?
Someone Else: Thank you.
Myself: What breed is he?
Someone Else: He's half mastif and half labrador. We call him a Mastador.
Myself: That must have been an interesting date.
Someone Else: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]
Someone Else's The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]
Abby The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]