18 August 2007

Wherein Another Million Dollar Idea Is Killed In Committee, or, Why You Hatin', Boo?

Act Twenty One, Scene Four

Cast: Man In Grey Tie, Woman In Blue Sweater

Setting: 10:12 AM, Lake County Forest Preserve, Independence Grove Dog Exercise Area

MIGT: I was watching Top Chef reruns the other night and I had a great idea.
WIBS: Oh God, not again.
MIGT: Seriously. This is a good one: douches for foodies.
WIBS: Don't say another word.
MIGT: Balsamic vinegar and water.
WIBS: Stop.
MIGT: But...
WIBS: No. Just, no.

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