Wherein The Tragedy Of Being Bad At Something Horrible Is Discussed, or, Why On Earth Would You Stay To Answer Questions?

Act Sixteen, Scene Four

Cast: Myself, Bowl Of Thai Curry

Setting: 11:23 PM, Couch, Home, Watching Dateline

Myself: Its bad enough that the whole world finds out you're a child molester, but these guys aren't even good at it.
BOTC: [Does nothing]