28 February 2007

Wherein Those Damned Kids Today Are Discussed, or, It Is A Sad Moment Indeed When You Realize That You Are Now "Middle Aged"

Act Seventeen, Scene Two

Cast: Man Eating Captain Neon Burger, Man Drinking Fresh Squeezed Greyhound

Setting: 12:37 PM, The Kennedy School, NE 33rd Avenue, Portland

MECNB: So did you go to Hollister last night?
MDFSG: It was awful.
MECNB: Why?
MDFSG: It reminded me how old I am.
MECNB: You're not that old.
MDFSG: I'm way too old to be shopping at Hollister.
MECNB: It couldn't have been that bad.
MDFSG: It looked like they were having a James Blunt look alike contest. I felt like Mr. Furley.

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