Wherein The Difficulty Of Replacating A Past Success Is Discussed, or, He Made Leonardo DiCaprio Look Like An Actor - What Can't He Do?

Act Sixteen, Scene Five

Cast: Myself, London Tube Mug Full Of Pigma Micron Pens

Setting: 9:22 PM, Home, Desk, Surfing The Net

Myself: First Terminator, then Titanic and now the tomb of Jesus? What now? The only way he 'llever be able to top this is to get Danny Bonaduce an Oscar for Best Actor.
COWCWTBS: [Does nothing.]