Wherein One Gets Lost Trying To Follow The Middle Way In Downtown Portland, or, Was There A Discount On One Way Street Signs?

Act Fourteen, Scene Three

Cast: Man In Blue Sweater Holding IPA, Man In Green T-shirt Drinking Pabst

Setting: 1:07 AM, Still watching Jackstraw, Goodfoot Bar, Portland

MIGTDP: So what do you do?
MIBSHI: At the moment? Nothing.
MIGTDP: Umm...okay.
MIBSHI: I moved to Portland last night. I just started looking.
MIGTDP: Ahh, okay. So in an ideal world what would you do for a living?
MIBSHI: In an ideal world? I'd be leading a socialist revolution in Mexico.
MIGTDP: Huh.
MIBSHI: I don't know that I'd be any good at it, though.
MIGTDP: Because you're a gringo?
MIBSHI: Not that. It's hard to light the fire of revolution when you're a Buddhist.