Wherein The Danger Of Mixing Business And Pleasure Is Discussed, or, Like A Cross Between A Jehovah's Witness and A Member Of The Gambino Family

Act Fourteen, Scene Two

Cast: Man In Blue Sweater, Drunk Woman In Jeans

Setting: 11:17 PM, Watching Jackstraw, Goodfoot Bar, Portland

DWIJ: I am buying you a shot of tequila.
MIBS: Thanks, but I'm fine.
DWIJ: What? You don't drink tequila?
MIBS: The last time I drank tequila I woke up as an Amway distributor.