Wherein The Fine Line Between Bad Date And Really Bad Date Is Discussed, or, Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend

Act Fifteen, Scene One

Cast: Woman With Magenta Hair, Man Wearing Mao Pin

Setting: 8:15 PM, The Laurelwood, Portland

MWMP: My sister is trying to set me up with this woman she works with.
WWMH: A blind date?
MWMP: I talked to her on the phone last night. She wants to go out on Saturday.
WWMH: You might wind up dead in a ditch somewhere.
MWMP: That wouldn't be the worst weekend I've had recently.