08 August 2006

Wherein The Mining Of A Heretofore Untapped Demo Is Discussed, or, Working The Graveyard Shift At The Methadone Clinic

Act Ten, Scene Two

Cast: Unemployed Graphic Designer At Next Table, Woman With Unemployed Graphic Designer At Next Table

Setting: 6:14 PM, JJ's, West 48th Street, Kansas City

WWUGDANT: How did your interview with Hallmark go?
UGDANT: Pretty well I think.
WWUGDANT: Did they tell you what you'd be doing?
UGDANT: They're starting a boutique line of sympathy cards for the partners of men with ED.
WWUGDANT: Wow. If the number of Viagra ads I've seen lately is any indicator, you'll be working 80 hours a week.

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