Wherein The Man Behind The Curtain Is Exposed, Or, At Least It Isn't As Bad As Mini-Me's Video

Act Twenty Four, Scene Two

Cast: Man In Red T-Shirt, Woman In Grey Sweatshirt

Setting: 9:32 PM, Home, Sofa, Surfing the net

MIRT-S: This is really messed up.
WIGS: What are you looking at?
MIRT-S: Smurf Porn.
WIGS: Smurf Porn?
MIRT-S: Technically its "Mexican" Smurf Porn.
WIGS: That not a sentence you get to use very often.
MIRT-S: Its not very often you see two six foot Mexican Smurfs boning away on Smurfette.
WIGS: I have no response to that.
MIRT-S: Damn, they're not real Smurfs.
WIGS: How can you tell?
MIRT-S: They're losing their blue makeup.
WIGS: Why are you still watching it?
MIRT-S: I want to see how it ends.