08 February 2008

Wherein The Difference Between A Z4 And An Escalade Is Discussed, or, The Post That Finally Assures My Place In Hell

Act Twenty Three, Scene Five

Cast: Man In Blue Sweater, Woman In Grey Pants

Setting: 8:40, Home, Dinner Table, Eating Lasagna

WIGP: Did you hear what happened in Tinley Park?
MIBS: No.
WIGP: Some guy killed five women at a Lane Bryant.
MIBS: Big deal.
WIGP: Thats kind of cold.
MIBS: I'd have been considerably more impressed if he'd hit five of those size two chicks at a Limited.

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