Wherein The Phrase Turnabout Is Fair Play Is Discussed, or, Just What The Hypocritical Bastard Deserves

Act Twenty, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 5:41 PM, Couch, Home, Watching A&E

Myself: I should pitch a show to Telemundo where a bounty hunter sneaks into the United States and drags Dog's dumb ass back to Mexico.
Abby The Dog: [Looks at Myself, tilts head.]