Wherein The Difficulty Of Finding An Untapped Market Is Discussed, or, You Want To Sell What? To Whom?

Act Twenty, Scene Four

Cast: Man In Red Hat, Woman In Orange Sweater

Setting: 8:50 PM, table by the window, Cosi, State Street, Madison

MIRH: I had a great idea for a business today.
WIOS: Again?
MIRH: Attitude? You're giving me attitude?
WIOS: After the whole Cool Ranch flavored communion wafers debacle, yes, I think a bit of attitude is warranted.
MIRH: Oh, this is much better than that.
WIOS: Against my better judgement, I'll bite. What is your new idea?
MIRH: Mint jelly flavored lubricant.
WIOS: Who would want that?
MIRH: Lots of guys in New Zealand and Scotland.
WIOS: I'm speechless.
MIRH: In my defence, you did ask.