Wherein The Phrase "Total Misnomer" Is Discussed, or, Wouldn't We All Be Happier If Old Rockstars Just Went Away

Act Nine, Scene Two

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 11:52 AM, Home, Desk, Shopping In The iTunes Music Store

Myself: Why isn't Billy Joel's new album called "Please Help Pay For My Next Trip To Rehab"?

Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)