Wherein An Alternate Theory Of The Case Is Discussed, or, One Upped By A Silicon Chip

Act Nine, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 11:54 AM, Home, Desk, Posting to UoS

Myself: When you run spell check on the words "Billy Joel's", joyless is the first thing on the list of alternatives. Damn, they're right. That would be an even better title than the one I suggested.

Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)