18 April 2006

Wherein Abby The Dog Offers A Lesson In Mathematics, or, If A = B And B = C, Then John McCain Is Still A Tool

Act Eight, Scene Three

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 11:15 PM, Couch, Home, Watching QVC

Myself: If you drew a Venn diagram of the people who watch Crossing Over and the people who buy the crap on QVC, the intersection would be made up entirely of people who would vote for Hillary Clinton.
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)

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