Wherein Abby The Dog Accidentally Steps On The Remote, or, A Backhanded Kind Of Compliment

Act Eight, Scene Four

Cast: Myself, Abby The Dog

Setting: 8:27 PM, Couch, Home, Watching A&E

Myself: You know, saying "Brought to you by the people who produce Dog the Bounty Hunter", is sort of like saying "Brought to you by the guy who gave you genital warts".
Abby The Dog: (Looks at Myself, tilts head.)